Be Careful who you Smoochie on Instant Messenger

Incomming instant mesage: Hi there.
Sarah's reply: smoochie
Incomming instant message: your husband happen to be around there?
Incomming instant message: I wanted to see if he could test my vent server for me

Kevin instant messages often from another room in the house so we don't yell back and forth. He's pretty much the only person who instant messages me. OHMYGOSH!!!!!! I thought this was KEVIN, but it's Kevin's friend! I just smoochied Kevin's friend!

Sarah's reply: oh I thought you were KEVIN!
Incoming instant message: LOL
Sarah's reply: LOL LOL
Incoming instant message: was wondering about the smoochies
Sarah's reply: LOL LOL LOL
Incoming instant message: thanks though, I will be sure to keep that just between you and I :)
Sarah's reply: Kevin's here. I told him about the smoochies. (I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.)
(later...)
Incoming instant message: that was priceless, thanks :)

Today I notice that Kevin's friend has changed his screen name to "not Kevin." Thanks, D. I'll try leave you alone today to keep my smoochies to myself.